16 Sales Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day

Sales can be rough. Some reps deal with hard days by going for a coffee or listening to music. While providing sales training to many reps, I asked what their most effective motivation-boosting techniques were. One of the most popular responses? Scrolling through funny memes, short videos and gifs. They sent me their favorite sales-related jokes and memes, which I've compiled below. Hope you get a nice little chuckle out of them.

1) But you promised to sign!

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Source: Sales Humor

2) Underperformers

A sales manager was addressing an underperforming sales team at the start of a new month:

“We are going to have a sales contest this month. The winners will get to enter next month’s contest.”

Source: ThinkAdvisor

3) "Sorry, I didn't get your call" 

Didn't get your call_WillFerrell

Source: Pinterest

4) "Yes ... she should be"

She should be_expecting call

Source: Medium

5) Overworked Office Manager

Salesman: “This computer will cut your workload by 50%.”

Office manager: “That’s great! I’ll take two of them.”

Source: ThinkAdvisor

6) "I was just doing some personal research"

Just looking_Willy Wonka

Source: Sales Humor

7) Passion for my job

"I love my sales job, it's the work I hate."

Source: SalesJokes

8) 40 hours down the drain ...

They buy elsewhere_Will Ferrell

Source: DealFlippr

9) The "beginner" approach

A young salesperson peeped into the office of someone who looked like a sales manager, muttered something, then started walking away. After retreating a little he seemed to change his mind and headed back to the door -- where after some hesitation, he started to back away again. The sales manager, feeling sorry for the young man, and surprised that he was so badly trained, called him in.

"You're a salesman aren't you? What are you selling?"

"Sir ... uh ... yes ... I'm a salesman. I'm sorry to bother you. I was selling insurance, but I'm sure you don't want any. Sorry to have wasted your time."

Feeling sorry for the young bungler, the sales manager bought two policies to give the young salesman some confidence and then started teaching him about selling. He said: "You should have different pre-planned approaches for different kinds of—"

"But I do, sir,” the young salesman interrupted, “the one I just used is my planned approach for sales managers. It always works. Thank you!"

Source: WorkingHumor

10) As they should be!

Customer agrees to pay full price_surprise face

Source: Pinterest

11) Wishful thinking

There is a chance_Jim Carrey

Source: LinkedIn

12) I like Jim Carrey's mentality better

Just say not interested_star trek

Source: Sales Humor

13) Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.

Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the "unbreakable" comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."

Source: Workjoke

14) You heard the tune in your head straight away, didn't you? 

Big opps_sourced

Source: Memes

15) Since we're all dog lovers at HubSpot (part 1)

The entire North American sales force of Frisky Dog Food was gathered together for their national sales convention at Miami Beach. In the great auditorium the marketing director was giving a performance that any revivalist would have been proud of. Using the old pattern of call and response, he was really working up the spirits of his sales team.

“Who’s got the greatest dog food in North America?” the marketing director asked.

“We have!” the audience replied.

“And who’s got the greatest advertising campaigns?”

“We have!”

“Who’s got the most attractive packages?”

“We have!”

“Who’s got the biggest distribution?”

“WE HAVE!”

“Okay. So why aren’t we selling more of the product?”

One bold voice from the crowd replied:

“Because the darned dogs don’t like it.”

Source: Desicomments

16) Since we're all dog lovers at HubSpot (part 2)

Deal comes in_Chiuaua

Source: Sales Humor

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