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The 7 Worst Marketing Emails You've Ever Seen

 

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boxing glovesMarketing shouldn't make people cry. Do you get marketing email that makes you want to punch your fist through your computer in hopes of actually connecting with the person that sent it. Marketing shouldn't suck this bad. Marketing should solve problems, not induce fits of rage.

Raise your hand, and repeat after me. "I will stop sending marketing emails that makes people want to punch me." Marketing automation shouldn't be about doing more crappy marketing with less effort. Instead, it should be about giving people valuable information in a personalized and contextual manner. Let's take a look at some TERRIBLE marketing emails and learn from them so that we can delight our prospects, leads, and customers.

7 Unbelievably Bad Marketing Automation Emails

1. Bragging About Clients: Really? You work with all of these companies? Wait...I don't care! These companies are not related to my business, and it doesn't matter what you did for them. It's also great to see that you needed to send a super LONG email to brag about yourself; thanks for wasting even more of my time.

Marketing Takeaway: Your prospects and leads don't care who you work with. They care about what you can do for them. Send them marketing email that is customized to their business needs with specific recommendations for them.

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2. Terrible Event Follow-Up: Could the email below be more obvious that it's a mass email? This sender was so lazy, that he/she put everyone who attended two events on the same list and sent them all the same email. They also include three separate calls-to-action, and the first one for a free trial doesn't even include a link. This couldn't be less personal.

Marketing Takeaway: Understand how each person gets added to your email list. Use this information combined with their interaction with your website and content to provide them with personalized content and calls-to-action (CTAs). And stick with one CTA per email, please!

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3. Failure to Test: Nothing (and I mean nothing) demonstrates a lack of personalization better than an error message that displays instead of the recipient's name. By not sending a test email to check for technical issues, you can instantly lose credibility as a marketer.

Marketing Takeaway: Great marketing automation is about more than just compelling content. It's about making sure all the details are perfect. Your marketing is the first experience that a potential customer faces. Make this process perfect by testing your email marketing sends to ensure that the formatting and personalization features work correctly.

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4. Forgetting to Nurture: Really? We just met, and you already want to get married? That is often what bad marketing automation email can feel like. Too many emails like the one below go straight into the sales pitch without any prior nurturing.

Marketing Takeaway: Plan your communication with prospects and leads to ensure that you have included several steps of sending educational information before transitioning into product-focused information.

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5. The Scariest Unsubscribe Link Ever: One way to make sure people never unsubscribe from your emails is to scare the heck out of them. Check out the email below: it has a three line long unsubscribe link. When I saw it, I thought about the terror that could be inflicted on me and my email address if I clicked on it. To top it off, this email is completely self-serving.

Marketing Takeaway: Make it easy for people to opt in and out of your email marketing efforts. And again, don't talk about why you are awesome. Instead, help make the person you're emailing more awesome.

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6. Horrible Subject Line: An interesting subject line can make or break the success of an email. Nothing says compelling subject line like "Marketing List." Seriously? That is just bad. To make it worse, this email goes on to prove itself irrelevant and REALLY long. It keeps going well past the screen shot below.

Marketing Takeaway: Invest time in great subject line writing. Test different variations with A/B tests to determine which subject line copy works best for your business.

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7. Complete Disregard for Targeting: What you see below is a seemingly well-designed and -written email. The problem lies in targeting. I am not a customer of this company. Their targeting is completely off. To make horrible targeting even worse, the email is about nothing. It has no clear action for me to take. It really has no purpose but to take up space in my inbox.

Marketing Takeaway: Understand what your subscribers want from your email. Send them clear and actionable messages. Don't waste paragraphs of text that basically say nothing. Keep your email copy brief with a prominent desired action.

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Email shouldn't be evil. Email should be helpful! What other email marketing mistakes have you noticed in your inbox?

Image Credit: Generation Bass

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Posted by Kipp Bodnar on Tue, Nov 15, 2011 @ 08:00 AM

COMMENTS

Anyone who opens with "Dear valued customer" should be beaten with sticks.

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 8:04 AM by Eoin


Email that consists of a single, absolutely huge image that has been badly Photoshoped with font that you can only find using Microsoft Word Art. No thank you.

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 8:29 AM by Carolyn Jackson


You just haven't seen many marketing e mails from radio stations. These look like Picasso's work compared to most of the unreadable junk the radio industry sends out every day.

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 8:43 AM by Mark Edwards


How about a post with the 7 best marketing emails to compare?

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 9:01 AM by Anon


Thanks for this, i've seen those type of emails before, perhaps a list of GOOD emails in the future?

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 9:06 AM by Aaron


I agree with the request for GOOD email examples. We have all had a fair share of toe curling..

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 9:30 AM by Daniela


I agree with the request for some good email examples. 
 

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 10:14 AM by Remon


a very angry blog here, it apparent that you have received some annoying marketing emails haha. however these are all good points to take account of for any marketing campaigns, and if all points are considered before clicking 'send' it should increase the success of the campaign.

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 10:30 AM by Lewis Warren


These are truly horrendous! Thankfully there are email marketing campaigns out there that feature creative content that actually benefits the receiver!

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 1:08 PM by Grace @ Cleveland Digital Agency


ugh- oh. I have made some of these mistakes and I am truly sorry.

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 1:14 PM by Dan Tyre


Decent article with good suggestions. However, I almost didn't read further down than the end of the second paragraph because of two glaring grammatical mistakes - a question without a question mark at the end in P1, and a sentence in which subject and verb cases don't match up (plural vs. singular)in P2. If you can't see them, I would suggest hiring a copywriter. This stuff does matter to some of us "old-schoolers!"  
 
 
 
Sincerely, 
 
 
 
A Picky English-Teacher's Daughter

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 1:37 PM by Suellen


I love to rant, thanks for the invitation. Here are just two recent punch-worthy miscreants in my inbox:  
 
1. From an email marketing service provider who made it abundantly clear they don't care to learn how to use their own technology, I received SPAM! For starters, the Subject line in my inbox read:  

 
"Exciting Development at XYZ Associates Having trouble reading this email? Click here Hi Ed Header Recently..."  

 
 
Among the more egregious errors (I'll spare you the copious typographic errors), the body of the message that began with "Hi Ed" ended with "I will keep all of you informed" (emphasis suppled by me).  
 
2. Here's one from a sales consulting membership organization: "Dear Ed,  
I wish to thank all of you..." (all of me? for attending (an event I didn't attend). It even congratulated this no-show(moi) for bearing with highway traffic problems on that fateful day.  
 
Next up: some glowing examples of superbly crafted emails.  
 
Don't wait for me, though, contact the folks at Trendline Interactive...or Hubspot!  
 
Cheers,  
Cranky Ed 

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 3:19 PM by Ed A


This definitely made my day. I cannot believe some of the marketing emails people send out. Please, slap me if I EVER EVER EVER send out something half as bad as these.

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 3:36 PM by Katie P.


awesome read! love it!

posted on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 at 5:37 PM by christabelle


I have one that's worse (forwarded by a friend).  
 
The email was from a salesman trying to win a company prize (a trip to Ireland).  
 
The first thing he did was admit this wasn't the first email he'd sent. 
 
Then he explained about this great trip to Ireland he could win (cause he really, really wanted that trip).  
 
Finally, he offered....a $25-$100 gift card to any new or existing clients who renewed their service.  
 
Couldn't have been any more self-involved if he was the Wicked Witch reciting "mirror, mirror on the wall.."

posted on Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 1:57 PM by Jodi


The examples are pretty bad, but certainly not the worst I've seen.

posted on Thursday, November 17, 2011 at 9:10 AM by Scott Hardigree


I would have to say having a solid subject line and testing your emails before sending them are the two most important things on this list... I'm a big advocate on making sure your subject line is luring, personal, and trustworthy... You want your recipient to feel like they are safe in opening your email... Also, testing... I make sure i test my email lists once a month minimum to make sure everything is smooth... Great post.

posted on Monday, November 21, 2011 at 2:58 PM by EmailListGuy72


I loved this post! It is my biggest pet peeve ever to receive some of the crappiest, most unfocused and untargeted, lame email solicitations ever! I'm saving all of mine for a book. Perhaps we should all collaborate together:). 
 
My favorite horrible email sales pitch.... 
 
The one in which they are selling "opt in" email list services but they spammed me through email with no ability to opt out. Just let that sink in for a minute.

posted on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 4:27 PM by Barbara Giamanco


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