
Looking for a hot date this Valentine's Day? Want to break the ice with that cute marketer at work? Need a good one-liner for that lovey-dovey card you're making your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife?
Why not open with a corny (yet endearing) marketing pick-up line?!
As you know, Valentine's Day is tomorrow. And trust me, we take love pretty seriously here at HubSpot. In fact, everything we do is for the love of marketing. That's why we created this list of 16 ridiculous yet hilarious Valentine's Day pick-up lines (with memes!) to help you spread the love with your marketing colleagues. Think you have a good pick-up line to add to this list? Share it in the comments! (We like getting love, too.)
So what do you say? Are you ready for your heart to explode with warm, fuzzy feelings? Here are 16 ridiculously cheesy pick-up lines, just in time for Valentine's Day.
Disclaimer: We provide no guarantee that these pick-up lines will actually work, and are therefore not responsible for any failed pick-up attempts, dating applications, or even marriage proposals.
16 Cheesy (But Lovable) Marketing Pick-Up Lines
1) "If men were landing pages, I’d only want to convert on you." Tweet This Pick-Up Line
2) "You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe." Tweet This Pick-Up Line
3) "What do you say we bounce like a bad email?" Tweet This Pick-Up Line
4) "I love you like a marketer loves reporting." Tweet This Pick-Up Line
5) "You’re like a style guide … you add consistency to my life." Tweet This Pick-Up Line
6) "Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime …" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

7) "I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant." Tweet This Pick-Up Line
8) "Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print." Tweet This Pick-Up Line
9) "Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused." Tweet This Pick-Up Line

10) "How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

11) "You must be an inbound marketer … cause you sure attracted me!" Tweet This Pick-Up Line
12) "What do you say we opt-out of here and opt-in to my jacuzzi?" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

13) "Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me." Tweet This Pick-Up Line

14) "What do you say we wrap up this blog post back at my place?" Tweet This Pick-Up Line
15) "If I told you you had a nice pipeline, would you hold it against me?" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

16) "You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

I know, I know, I had you at "Marketing Pick-Up Lines." Have any corny one-liners of your own? Share them in the comments below!


Jeune 12:55 PM on February 13, 2013
LOVE it!
Pauline Kalil 12:59 PM on February 13, 2013
This is awesome, and super useful. I let you know if it works...ha ha.
Christina 1:01 PM on February 13, 2013
Cute! I kinda think my hubbie wouldn't really "get" them, but he'd sure appreciate the effort...
Mark 1:04 PM on February 13, 2013
Brilliant! I'm going to send one to my wife :-) Happy Valentines Hubspot!
Kellie 1:14 PM on February 13, 2013
Very good! Had to share on Pinterest - Happy Valentines Hubspot.
Nancy 1:33 PM on February 13, 2013
What a hoot!
Sally Black 1:34 PM on February 13, 2013
HA!!! Inquiring minds want to know how many creative minds and brews did it take to create this list?
Esther Lopez 2:25 PM on February 13, 2013
Quite possibly one of my favorite blog posts EVER! <3 I was crying...that's how hard I was laughing.
Bob Hebeisen 3:41 PM on February 13, 2013
"Baby, you got the link bait that gets me clickin'!"
Christine Morrow 4:54 PM on February 13, 2013
This is grand. Very creative, HubSpot :)
Simone Nabers 6:24 PM on February 13, 2013
The pipeline one is a riot. Nice work - I'm sending this one around to my team tomorrow for Valentines.
Jane 6:59 PM on February 13, 2013
Cheesy is right! Good grief! Thanks for the laugh.
Geromme 8:14 PM on February 13, 2013
I love it! I'm laughing right now HAHAHA
Manga Therapy 8:43 PM on February 13, 2013
If I were to make a long-tail keyword, "you and me together" would get some great results.
Lori 10:47 PM on February 13, 2013
give that content creator a raise! very fun, sharing for sure!
Pradeep 12:04 AM on February 14, 2013
Super funny. Liked all of them.
Vishal Taragi 12:30 AM on February 14, 2013
very funny lines, I wonder where they pick up from.
best one according to me "You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe."
Minal 6:21 AM on February 14, 2013
I would love to search and optimize you ;)
Diana Urban (@dianaurban) 10:31 AM on February 14, 2013
I love #16! I'm using it everywhere today haha. Great job Brittany!
Scott 1:35 PM on February 14, 2013
Really funny!
Here's my contribution!
"I'd like to A/B test your body copy."
Melissa 2:57 PM on February 14, 2013
Hilarious!
jayesh prajapati 1:47 AM on February 15, 2013
This is a great tip especially to those new to the blogosphere.
Brief but very precise info… Thank you
for sharing this one. A must read article!
Chris 1:57 AM on February 15, 2013
Wow, you got every meme totally wrong. You need to learn to internet.
Sasha Zinevych 5:30 AM on February 15, 2013
Some great funny stuff here! This is all about marketing but I would love to see something content-related too!
alissa 11:18 AM on February 15, 2013
this is marketing nerd GOLD. love it.
Warren Corpus 2:37 PM on February 15, 2013
Here's one of my faves:
"Hey baby... I wanna fill you insertion order!"
Nina 11:52 PM on February 15, 2013
Hilarious! It is sometimes good to have fun while marketing
Jozette Poole 4:10 PM on February 18, 2013
Just when I think you have outdone yourself, their you go again. This was some great stuff. Oh yeah, I found out I'm not the computer nerd I thought I was. :)
Eshanya 3:10 AM on February 19, 2013
I would not hesitate share this link anywhere. I really liked a lot. How will you get this idea of writing such kind of article..?
Patty Katsaros (@PHKoules) 10:13 PM on February 19, 2013
Pipeline variation:
"Baby, you can fill my pipeline with leads anytime" :)
Clark Smidt 9:14 AM on February 20, 2013
It's all about relatable, effective messaging...that get's you thinking and smiling.