16 Marketing Pick-Up Lines to Snag Your Next Hot Date

    by Brittany Leaning

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    February 13, 2013 at 12:37 PM

    Hey girl, you could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.introductory3

    Looking for a hot date this Valentine's Day? Want to break the ice with that cute marketer at work? Need a good one-liner for that lovey-dovey card you're making your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife?

    Why not open with a corny (yet endearing) marketing pick-up line?!

    As you know, Valentine's Day is tomorrow. And trust me, we take love pretty seriously here at HubSpot. In fact, everything we do is for the love of marketing. That's why we created this list of 16 ridiculous yet hilarious Valentine's Day pick-up lines (with memes!) to help you spread the love with your marketing colleagues. Think you have a good pick-up line to add to this list? Share it in the comments! (We like getting love, too.)

    So what do you say? Are you ready for your heart to explode with warm, fuzzy feelings? Here are 16 ridiculously cheesy pick-up lines, just in time for Valentine's Day.

    Disclaimer: We provide no guarantee that these pick-up lines will actually work, and are therefore not responsible for any failed pick-up attempts, dating applications, or even marriage proposals.

    16 Cheesy (But Lovable) Marketing Pick-Up Lines

    1) "If men were landing pages, I’d only want to convert on you." Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.

    2) "You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe." Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

    3) "What do you say we bounce like a bad email?" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    What do you say we bounce like a bad email?

    4) "I love you like a marketer loves reporting." Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    I love you like a marketer loves reporting.

    5) "You’re like a style guide … you add consistency to my life." Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    You're like a style guide... you add consistency to my life.


    6) "Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime …" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime.

    7) "I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant." Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant.

    8) "Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print." Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print.

    9) "Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused." Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.


    10) "How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?


    11) "You must be an inbound marketer … cause you sure attracted me!" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    You must be an inbound marketer … cause you sure attracted me!

    12) "What do you say we opt-out of here and opt-in to my jacuzzi?" Tweet This Pick-Up Line


    What do you say we opt-out of here and opt-in to my jacuzzi?

    13) "Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me." Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.
     

    14) "What do you say we wrap up this blog post back at my place?" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    What do you say we wrap up this blog post back at my place?

    15) "If I told you you had a nice pipeline, would you hold it against me?" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    If I told you you had a nice pipeline, would you hold it against me?

    16) "You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!" Tweet This Pick-Up Line

    You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!
    I know, I know, I had you at "Marketing Pick-Up Lines." Have any corny one-liners of your own? Share them in the comments below!

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